Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Salty Fig And Billy Elliot Esquire


My Review of The Salty Fig Restaurant and Billy Elliot the Musical. 

Prior to hitting the Jacksonville Broadway scene yet again, we headed to an early dinner at The Salty Fig (5 Points).  Standing at a towering 4’10”, my scrappy Mother-In-Law Melanie is by far the shortest date I have ever had (not including that horrible speed dating event I would just assume erase from my memory).

The Salty Fig, located at 901 King Street, Jacksonville, is a southern gastropub serving up seafood and other local and seasonal fusion favorites with Cajun and Creole influences.

Prior to The Salty Fig opening in December 2012, the two brothers, Jeff and John Stanford, ran The Salty Fig Food truck, a favorite among businessmen and women and locals alike.  This increasingly popular business model of testing out the market with first opening up a food truck is genius!  It gives locals an opportunity to try out the chefs’ new offerings, and begin buzzing about your concept with a low start-up cost to restaurateurs. 

We parked in the rear of the building and slipped in though the back, where immediately our mouths began to salivate.  We walked past the open kitchen to find the staff already hustling to prepare the Chefs’ latest seasonal creations.  I also took notice of the pantry full of fresh produce pickling in mason jars.  Right then I knew I was in for a treat!

The eclectic ambiance was light and airy with a very casual-comforting vibe without a hint of pretension.  Even the acoustic guitarist was the perfect accompaniment to our pre-dinner cocktails and light conversation.

What We Ate/Drank:
The Dark Moon - Catdaddy Moonshine, fresh lemon, agave, apple juice and ginger ale.
Spicy Watermelon Margarita – Tequila, Cointreau (Triple Sec), Fresh watermelon puree, Jalapeño infused simple syrup, fresh lime.
Sweet Potato and Ginger Soup
Plant City Strawberry Salad (Arugula Base)
Citrus Mahi-Mahi
Cochon de Lait (Pork)

After reading a review of The Salty Fig on Yelp that states “Eat here…no seriously…Eat here,” I had high expectations right out of the gate.  I am happy to report that those expectations were not only met, but exceeded!

I twisted Melanie’s arm into trying the Dark Moon (since I had to drive us to the show), and I settled on the Spicy Watermelon Margarita (ordered with Patron Silver and light on the Simple Syrup).  Both drinks were light and refreshing and absolutely amazing!  I could have had many more, but thought it wise to stop.  My favorite quote was from my Mother-In-Law this morning “Did I really drink Moonshine…whoa that drink must have been strong.” Yes it was, and yes you must order this on your next visit!

Any squash/potato/carrot soup is kinda my thing and this Sweet Potato soup is die for, with the perfect notes of ginger and peanuts to balance out the richness. The salad was also a homerun with the slightly bitter arugula, spicy-salty pecans and sweet-rich goat cheese.

Moving on to our main courses, even though my pulled-pork dish, topped off with a rich mushroom gravy and hollandaise sauce was extremely flavorful, I couldn’t help regretting not ordering Melanie’s Mahi-Mahi.  After noticing my envy, I was offered a bite of this perfectly cooked fish with a wonderful citrus-butter sauce with mangos.  So delicious!  Sorry – no room for dessert, but I hear the Tempura Brownie is a top notch!

Thank you Gentlemen for this wonderful addition to the restaurant scene in Jacksonville ~ This is my new favorite restaurant! Now only if I lived closer (sigh).

The Salty Fig is open for lunch and dinner seven-days-a-week, with plans for brunch service early this spring. 

Just a quick shout out to my sister Tina, who is not only one of my biggest fans, but also my biggest critic.  She asked that I include price points in my review from now on.  My total bill for the evening was $75 (including 2 drinks, soup, salad and 2-dinners).  Not bad eh!  (Drinks are about $8-$10, but mine was more with the upgrade to a higher end liquor).  Very good considering my martini at the Cheesecake Factory was $13 (seriously….seriously)?

On with the show! 

Opening night of Billy Elliot at the Times Union Center, downtown Jacksonville, was hustling and bustling with the cities finest!  Not knowing much about this production prior to attending, I didn’t quite know what to expect.  We hurried to our Orchestra seats and with the rise of the curtain were transported to Northern England in 1984, with the beginning of the Coal Miners Strike during the Margaret Thatcher reign. 

After accidentally stumbling upon a ballet class lead by a character favorite Mrs. Wilkinson, our young Billy Elliot begins to pursue his God-given amazing talent of dancing.  

Favorite line from the production: (Billy reading his name out-loud on the acceptance, or denial letter, from the National Ballet School in London) “Billy Elliot, is-a-queer”……(Long Pause)……(Dad) Oh! Esquire!  (The crowd roars with laughter).

Many have the misconception that Billy Elliot is a production that touches on other political references (ok, there is one cross-dressing number), but that is just a very small blip in this historically-accurate journey for an exceptionally gifted ballet dancer.  Not only was the storyline of this musical just wonderful, but it was also these innuendoes that poke fun at the misconceptions that make this show hilarious! 

I am of the opinion that the Billy Elliot character is one of the hardest characters for a young actor/dancer to play.  For nearly 2 ½ hours, Billy is moving around on stage like it’s nothing at all! This on-the-road production employs four Billy Elliot’s, all young-men ranging from 12-15 years old.  Last night, actor Ben Cook (North Carolina) dazzled the audience with his superb acting, ballet, tap dancing, gymnastics and singing (all with a British accent). This kid is unstoppable and will go far in his career!

Everything from the sets, to the lights, dancing, acting and music (symphony featuring traditional British instruments) had the entire house at its feet for a standing ovation! 

I highly recommend seeing this show – you won’t regret it!


While I believe this show will appeal to conservatives, liberals, young and old, I will give my usual disclaimer that a select few may be put-off by the incessant working-classes choice of words.  Hey, it’s culture and to me, only intensified the emotions that surrounded this time in history. 

The Salty Fig
The Salty Fig Kitchen

Spicy Watermelon Margarita & The Dark Moon Drinks


Sweet Potato & Ginger Soup


Plant City Strawberry Salad


Cochon de Lait 


Citrus Mahi-Mahi

Billy Elliot
Actor Ben Cook as Billy Elliot
My Review of Billy Elliot for the Artist Series

Thursday, February 14, 2013

V-Day Playboy Pajama Party

For Valentine's Day this year, instead of heading out trying to secure a reservation on the dreaded February 14, we decided to stay in.

When my husband met me I had him convinced that I hated Valentine's Day and did not partake in the cheesy flowers, chocolates and candlelight dinners "sappy love crap." This was mainly because I had been single for many years prior to meeting the hubs, or casually dating someone who I would never associate the word "love" with.  Plus, as much as I give props to Hallmark and various jewelers for mass marketing the Holiday to increase their sales by the billions in a usual "off" season, it truly just makes singles feel bad and those in a relationship feel guilty to buy their "sweetie" something.  Bah humbug!  I don't need a made-up holiday to tell my family and friends that I love them.

Eight years later and with that disclaimer out of the way, I admit it, we caved.  My husband bought me red roses, chocolates and a love card.  And of course, being a type A, account manager, party theme-type, I decided to spice it up this year and go with a provocative little number to flirt around in while making our signature surf and turf for the Holiday.

For those of you who are looking for something more interesting to do with your mate next year or any date night, rather than the typical boring dinner, here are some fun local suggestions:

1 - Sailing Lessons - Spend some quality time together learning a new sport.

2 - Movies - IMAX (World Golf Village) or San Marco Theater (BYOB) - A new movie experience.

3 - Geocaching - Jump-in on the treasure hunting crazy or make up your own, either way your on your way to showing her where you bury me treasure.

4 - Old School Arcade - Reminess about your childhood favorites or school each other on Guitar Hero or Dance-Dance Revolution.

5 - Planetarium (MOSH) - Smooch under the stars.

6 - Murder Mystery Dinner - Take part in this live dinner theater.

7 - Posh Bowling - Not your average sticky shoes and greasy balls.  Now featuring a dueling-piano bar "Howl At The Moon" every Thurs, Fri & Sat!

8 - Trampoline Park - Jump around to get the heart-rate up.

9 - Beach Picnic - Grab a bucket of KFC and cuddle up at the beach.  Also, don't forget about Moonlight Movies in Jax Beach Fridays in May & June.

10 - Sports Fans - Cheer on your favorite Jacksonville teams - Jaguars, Sharks, Giants & Suns.
Thirsty Thursday's at the ballpark are a personal favorite!

11 - Catch a Show - There are so many concerts, Broadway shows and more to choose from!
Jax Events, The Artist Series, Florida Theater, Alhambra Theater, Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra, Players By The Sea, ABET (Atlantic Beach Exp. Theater)

12 - Yoga - Flow together and get your zen on.

13 - Drink Up Downtown - oh, and check out some cool art too (first wednesday of the month)

14 - Laugh It Up - and your butt off at the newest comedy club in town.

15 - Sing for your Supper - In Mandarin or at the Beach

16 - Go-Karts, Batting Cages and Lazer Tag - Oh my!

17 - Cooking Classes - A great way to spice things up.

18 - Couple Massage - So you don't have to do the work - Bonus!

19 - Hit the road - Go for a drive and explore St. Augustine or Amelia Island.

20 - Attend a local festival - Get down and Dirty in Jacksonville or The Beaches


At Home With The Mofo's - Our Valentine's Day Montague:

Our Wedding Flowers
Goat Cheese Stuffed Figs with Pecans
Homemade Local Wahoo Sashimi
Boiled Artichoke with warm Butter
Arugula Salad with Baby Bella's, Almonds and  Parm Cheese
Filet with Lobster Tail (from the Keys)
Warm Dipping Butter
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Eguia Wine
Psu-Chef in Pajamas
Fireside Cocktails















Friday, February 1, 2013

Black Sheep And Sock Handcuffs

Ahhhh, date night!  How I have missed you!  My Hubby and I couldn't race out the door fast enough after the sitter arrived.

Black Sheep is on the menu tonight. Open since October 2012, the restaurant boosts their farm-to-table fair featuring fresh, local ingredients, hand crafted with a flair.  Along with their signature cocktails, extensive wine list and craft beer selection, Black Sheep was just the ticket for us after a long week.

Now in the car, so began the slow seduction of the evening with our favorite 40's on SiriusXM 4.  I felt so sexy with my bare legs against the cold black leather of his seats.  My gorgeous man reached over and held my hand and gazed into my eyes at every stoplight...until of course we started arguing over which route would get us to 5 Points faster from the beach. In a huff, I retracted my hand and crossed my arms.  Oh well, easy come, easy go.

We arrived at Black Sheep Restaurant, located at 1534 Oak Street, Jacksonville (5 Points, Riverside) 15 minutes late for our reservation and flustered.  After checking in, we were seated just behind the hostess stand at a small two-person table.  My better-half took one for the team and sat with his back facing the door (which I know he hates, as all men have an innate instinct from the Old West days to never sit with your back facing the door).  My seat wasn't much better as I was staring at a huge support pole on one side and the backside of the Hostess on the other.

After so much anticipation and the long journey to Riverside, I shook it off.  At that moment I truly let the beautiful atmosphere pour over me. Black Sheep's ambiance matches that of a nouveau-industrial design restaurant in L.A. with their use of rich wood, sleek metal accents, cool white subway tiles and warm lighting.

I quickly awoke from my daydreaming as I noticed we had not yet been served the champagne I called and ordered ahead of time to be served to us upon arriving.  After three visits by the waitress, I decided they had forgotten my request and revealed to my husband I had hoped to surprise him with drinks to toast his recent work accomplishment.  Just then, the waitress arrived with our champagne.  "Surprise!...Oh well," I sighed.

Ok, enough chit-chat and down to the nitty-gritty.

What We Ate/Drank:
Lil Moo Ravioli
Acorn Squash Soup
Cider Brined Berkshire Pork Loin with black-eyed peas, house-made tasso (cured Italian meat) and glazed cippolinis
(Fresh catch of the day) Trigger Fish (from Florida) over cauliflower risotto
Salted Caramel Creme Brûlée
Jon Boat brew - Intuition Ale Works, Jacksonville

We started with the ravioli, which was melt-in-your-mouth delicious!  Rich and creamy with a hint of nuttiness from the oil, we were off to a great start.  Next was the soup, which after the soft-cheese ravioli, was probably too much, as I should have transitioned to a lighter option like one of the salads before my main course. Alas, as I can't resist any squash soup, and this dish did not dissapoint.  Smooth and buttery, I would have added a pinch of cayenne pepper to add a spicy note to the finish.

As our main courses were placed in front of us and the first thing I noticed was, while the plating was beautiful, my dish was one big plate of brown and my husbands one big plate of white.  The pork loin was perfectly cooked, along with the black-eyed peas, however, the meat was so lightly seasoned, the smoky flavor of the beans completely overwhelmed the meat.  I have to admit my favorite part of this dish were the perfect caramelized cippolinis (large Italian pearl onions). They were rustic, sweet and burst in your mouth at percicely the right moment.  My husbands fish was similar to my pork loin, cooked perfectly, but also one-dimentional in color and flavor pallet.

To end on a high note, I ordered the creme brûlée, which was delicious, but a typical dessert you would find at any upscale-restaurant.  But unlike other creme brûlées, this topping was the perfect combination of burnt sugar sprinkled lightly with salt - Ummm, heavenly.  It tasted like the Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate from Starbucks....which if you have never tried, you must immediately even though it's like 550 calories!

Speaking of drinks, the Jon Boat could possibly be my new favorite staple! As far as craft brews go, this crisp little ditty was absolute perfection from first sip to finish!

Overall, the food was good, but not great.  I plan to return for a second tasting, as I feel we could have ordered differently and had a completely different experience.

What I Will Try Next Round:
Poutine (traditional Canadian drunken night bar food that was recommended to me by the nice couple from Canada sitting next to us).
Fried Green Tomatoes
Truffled Black Hogs Farm Egg Toast
Braised Beef Shortribs
Cookies and Chocolate Shake (Uttered to be Black Sheep's best dessert by many friends).

After dinner we adjourned upstairs to the 4th floor or rooftop bar, continuing our impression of Black Sheep.  Let me just say, thank you God for finally giving someone (Jonathan Insetta) the foresight to open a rooftop bar in Jacksonville.  Having visited Charleston, they are on every corner, but it took many, many years for Jacksonville to catch the wave. I hope this set's the precedent for the new "norm" in this city.  The decor was light and comfortable and the servers pours were heavy.  My after-dinner drink was the perfect end to a fun evening.

After returning home and making sure the little one was tucked in bed,  We headed for the bedroom.  Like other healthy, married couples, we like to spice things up every once in a while, and I'm not referring to the incredibly hot Indian food I specialize in.  Since that last Grey Goose and tonic went down quite smoothly, I had just enough of a buzz to try something....different.  I grabbed my husbands fancy plaid argyle sox one at a time and proceeded to tie each of his wrists.  With one swift motion I grabbed both "handcuffs" with one hand and push him down on the chair with another.  He then proceeded to laugh so hysterically, it sent me bursting into a side-splitting fit.  After about five minutes, we both stopped to catch our breath and decided to go to bed.

Ahhhh, another successful date night for the record books :)




Photo Credits: Janice Price (Metro Jacksonville), Jacksonville Magazine and OpenTable.com